I'll make sure to sign all my friends up for a rapture letter. I also want to create my own. Write some completely hostile ones!

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Dear Unsaved Moron,

You are down on earth. I am in the sky with Jesus. You stupid sack of shit! You should have bowed down before my Christian theology when you had the chance. Now, you must suffer, because God is gonna get medieval on your sad ass. No mercy now-- God changed the rules, bitch.

Suck it up. Have fun. I'm surrounding by 40 fine ass honeys. Drinking beer and smoking the junk. Wish you were here... but ya ain't!

Nanny-nanny-boo-boo,

(insert name here)

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